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IT IS A BUNNY BEING RAISED WITH KITTIES I CAN FEEL MY HEART BURSTING THROUGH MY CHEST

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arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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Like my teacher taught me when I heard the crowd applaud

I thought I was an atheist until I realized I’m a God”

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bellecosby:

whoa-bruh:

bellecosby:

My goal in life is to make a nigga feel the way Terrance Howard was feeling when Beyonce was giving him a lap dance 

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SAME.

NEW GOAL

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I’M TRYNA HAVE A NIGGA QUESTIONING HIS WHOLE LIFE EXISTENCE LIKE NICKI HAD DRAKE AFTER SHE GAVE HIM A LAPDANCE 

I reached a new level of consciousness when watching Nicki’s new video #bigfatassbitches

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amoying:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

amoying:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

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adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

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angrynerdyblogger:

i wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters

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foodfuckery:

Cheddar Bacon Stuffed Pretzel Buns

Recipe

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aconnormanning:

nationalaquarium:

Meet our Animal of the Week, the peacock mantis shrimp! 

THIS IS OUR MANTIS SHRIMP DON’T YOU JUST FEEL WARM INSIDE LOOKING AT IT

unironicallynerdy:

Stop, Lays. Just please stop this madness.

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New video - Graveyard Full of Ex’s

be sure to watch www.catamelt.com Saturday for a very special Chaos Theory Podcast as well

http://www.catamelt.com/autumnherah/videos/graveyard-of-exs

squided:

"bisexuals are just being greedy"

This statement is correct.  I want all the donuts to myself.  No sharon you can’t have a donut.  Yes, I know there are 24 donuts.  Yes, I want them all for myself.  Fuck off sharon.

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“Imagine your anxieties filling the balloon.”

“Imagine your anxieties filling the balloon.”

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