Bitches and Buoyancy Dirty Jersey

defranco:

A woman doesn’t OWE you anything, ever. (X)

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(via justinebeans)

aconnormanning:

If you think that sex is an obligation that you’re entitled to in a relationship/marriage, 100% that’s messed up and you need to stop.

wickedclothes:

Harry Potter Undies

These underwear feature Harry Potter pickup lines. Perfect for wooing your special someone. Or for impressing the person you’ve already wooed, rather. Sold on Etsy.

(via restlessabandon)

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

(Source: cleancore, via thedeandobbs)

aconnormanning:

Nope. Fuck this. Bye Earth. We had a good run.

melkior:

send hELP

(via elliotexplicit)

(Source: buttsandcuteness, via elliotexplicit)

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

(via thetomska)

kieljamespatrick:

Know your ABC’s ⚓️

kieljamespatrick:

Know your ABC’s ⚓️

Booty Tuesday, it’s a thing I’m am doing apparently, for today

Booty Tuesday, it’s a thing I’m am doing apparently, for today

zonaq:

Demichelli | ZONAQ

zonaq:

Demichelli | ZONAQ

(via hyper-caine)

heyfunniest:

random-and-interesting:

Introducing, Dodocool Lightning Cable

Dodocool - $9.97

Apple - $19.00

IT’S CHEAPER TOO GUYS 

NO MORE BROKEN LIGHTNING CABLE FOR ME YESS

(via jakestea)

whimsicalspecks:

yoshi911:

girldwarf:

Pretty much.

Nailed it

And a quadruple Screw You to the anti-vaxxers from a great deal of us autistic people.

whimsicalspecks:

yoshi911:

girldwarf:

Pretty much.

Nailed it

And a quadruple Screw You to the anti-vaxxers from a great deal of us autistic people.

(via seashellsandpastels)

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